what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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I hope you fall in love with someone who never lets you fall asleep thinking you’re unwanted.
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This is extremely important.

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